February 2012
116 posts
time to go video game
idk what i wanna play though
Watchgloomy-teen:
sit your whore ass down
people should invent instant laundry
i hate waiting for things i dont like
im a dick
my ex: Finally being over you feels so great. I can actually focus on the things that matter now, like my friends. ♥ I can't believe I wasted that much energy missing you. Goodbye, and have a nice life c:
my thought: well clearly not if your making a status about it and it took you three months to get over me which was almost the same length as our relationship lol
toocooltobehipster:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
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Watchi love my friends
Watchliveto-party:
tomorrowisasongaway:
imperialbedrooms:
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am...
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Trying to kick someone
totally-relatable:
Expectations:
Reality:
i have gained respect for lil wayne his new stuffs...
Suicide bomber: EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE!!
Turtle: You bastard
dontblinkinthelabyrinth:
lockless:
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Watchfasterthannobody:
executefoodorder66:
ohmybamx3:
ellarandom:
iseeoblivion:
frantera:
xjeremyyy:
that song though
what did I just watch
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT BREATHEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK DID MY EYES JUST WITNESS
I snorted and laughed and choked omfg hahahaha the nipple thing annihilated my innocence oh my god whaddafawk,asdfghm as
what. the actual. fuuuck?
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Watchjetblacktothecenter:
this is horrifying/impressive
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
i ate an entire box of lucky charms today god im...
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Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
