cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

(via tothepandorica)

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

(via ninjamooseofthemist)

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me
graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me
graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me
graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me
graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me
graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me
graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

(via seanut)

talesof4chan:

Never forget: The day /b/ beat up War Machine
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

(via sarcasticwonderwarrior)

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

(via thefuuuucomics)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(via happinessisinfinite)

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

(via sarcasticwonderwarrior)